Harmoni Jokes Contest 2.0


ummobear Manager Posts: 1,043 Points: +3 Reputation: +931 HarmoniCraft Fanboy/Fangirl LEVEL 5	As much as I know everyone loves our motivational and highly comedic automatic broadcasts, it's been over two years since any new ones were added. So that means it's time for round 2 of the: HARMONI JOKES CONTEST Tired of the motorbike joke? Of course you're not! "What is the Harmoni Jokes Contest (2.0)" You might ask? It's a chance to get your own entertaining jokes (though probably not quite as good as the motorbike joke) added to the server! The rules are very simple: Suggest new jokes, quotes or other somewhat-entertaining texts by replying to this post. Keep it fairly short, we don't need the entire bible being read every 15 minutes. Try and make them somewhat appropriate. Stealing jokes from the internet is allowed, just don't tell anyone you stole it. Posted Dec 8, 19 · OP Good Contr... x 5 x 5 List Undo
SteppedOnALego Posts: 1,594 Reputation: +679 HarmoniCraft Fanboy/Fangirl LEVEL 5	A brick is building material used to make walls, pavements and other elements in masonry construction. Posted Dec 8, 19 Good Contr... x 4 x 4 List Undo
jumpingjackz Posts: 209 Points: +100 Reputation: +93 Forums Regular LEVEL 3	What do you call an elephant with 3 tusks? No, really I have no clue! What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff! What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk! Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing! Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef! Ontime When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie! What do you call a dangerous sun shower? A rain of terror! Posted Dec 8, 19 Good Contr... x 2 x 2 List Undo
ummobear Manager Posts: 1,043 Points: +3 Reputation: +931 HarmoniCraft Fanboy/Fangirl LEVEL 5	jumpingjackz wrote: Ontime I don't get it Posted Dec 8, 19 · OP · Last edited Dec 8, 19
jumpingjackz Posts: 209 Points: +100 Reputation: +93 Forums Regular LEVEL 3	List of jokes Posted Dec 8, 19
MRToughGuy011 Posts: 1 Reputation: +1 HarmoniNoob LEVEL 1	"I'm lactose-intolerant, but i cant believe how cheesy this joke is." "What did the memer say to the tnt? "OK BOOMER"" I am not a comedian Posted Dec 8, 19 · Last edited Dec 8, 19 Good Contr... x 1 x 1 List Undo
Striker544 Posts: 231 Reputation: +46 Forums Regular LEVEL 3	The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walked into a bar. Meh Posted Dec 8, 19 Good Contr... x 1 x 1 List Undo
danicraft203 Posts: 490 Points: +1,500 Reputation: +242 HarmoniCraft Fanboy/Fangirl LEVEL 5	If you aren't right, just go left! This statement is a lie. A waffle says hi to another waffle. This one replies: “wow, a talking waffle!” (or replace “waffle” by another food or thing) Moo, moo, I'm a cat. (or replace “cat” by another living being or thing. “Moo, moo, I'm a cupboard” sounds like a good alternative! ... maybe) “Are you good?” “No, I'm Patrick.” (or replace “good” by another adjective: hungry, tired, etc.) Are you cold? Go to a corner — it's 90 degrees there! If you don't run, you'll never be able to CATCH a cold! What's pink and smells like paint? Pink paint! “What's up?” “The floor.” — and they fell. [/center] Posted Dec 9, 19 · Last edited Dec 10, 19 Good Contr... x 2 x 2 List Undo
Albert_Bowden Posts: 438 Points: +500 Reputation: +130 Minecraft Nerd LEVEL 4	Prepare for my great sense of humour looool Prioportus Labralala!! Oops... Please get him back on... Knock knock, who’s there. Knock knock. WHOS THERE!!! Knock knock. I’m calling police I can’t do that, I got lumbago! (From red dead redemption) Hello I am a person “Everyone meet our new staff member Dom! Dom say hi” “Hi my names mod” “No it’s not” “Yeh it’s Dom backwards! ” Hello everybody I’m a server This is a message because it is A long long time ago the name Owner originates from a old man called Mr Renwo spelt backwards Posted Dec 9, 19 Good Contr... x 1 x 1 I Disagree x 1 x 1 List Undo
Albert_Bowden Posts: 438 Points: +500 Reputation: +130 Minecraft Nerd LEVEL 4	Oh and another one: I love you Posted Dec 9, 19 I Disagree x 1 x 1 List Undo

Harmoni Jokes Contest 2.0

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